Alright so

Robin Williams, he dies, and he goes to heaven.

And everyone’s like “Hey welcome to heaven, pretty cool right?”

And he’s like “Yeah I guess but I wish my wife was here.”

And they’re like “It’s cool bro, she is, she just killed herself!”

And so he goes and checks out the suicide ward of heaven, and his wife’s all depressed and stuff.

And he saves her by also becoming depressed and they somehow live happily ever after in heaven or hell or wherever.

Oh and it turns out that everyone he talks to in heaven is his kids and some black guy he knew. 

Oop, don’t trip.

This movie. It sucks. God Damn.

So there’s these two bitches and one is white.

But get this. The other one…IS BLACK!

I know crazy right?

So they get together with like no problem at all.

But then the black girl’s mom finds out and she’s very mad so they run away.

And then the parents find them and the movie ends except NOTHING IS RESOLVED.

The end.

Okay so this movie is pretty gay. Like literally because it’s about this gay kid.

He likes this rugby guy but the rugby guy is straight or something.

So he gets the part of Puck in A Midsummer Night’s Dream and somehow turns everyone gay with the purple flower juice.

And there’s this one girl who’s kind of the annoying girl who is stereotypically unique.

The movie is pretty fabulous with a lot of songs and sweet costumes, but there was this old gross drama teacher who was creeping me out the whole time and I hated her. 

He turns everyone back from gay but the guy he likes stays gay for some reason or maybe he was gay the whole time?????

So like, Solid Snake, who used to be totally dreamy, is all old and gross ’cause he’s a clone and his telomeres are too short or some crap.

But it’s okay because he can still do all the same stuff and you can make his face look young again so no problem.

Anyway he goes all over the world shooting people and beating up robot ladies trying to stop this other old guy from doing something.

And there’s no gay stuff this time, oh, except the other old guy totally kisses Snake’s ear.

And Otakon cries like non-stop throughout the last act.

And then the game takes forever to end and the blonde kid from 2 loses both his arms and then they somehow come back I mean what???? And they don’t figure out a way to make Snake young again so it sucks.